I had to make a new category just for this thing, a perfect example of something you totally don't need but you so WANT it anyway :)
Made from mostly 1000 D Cordura and MIL-Spec webbing, this Cock is combat ready unlike your typical chump plushie. 3" x 2" loop fields are on each side to allow mounting of your favorite patch to push the morale factor to the limit.
The quality is great and there are some nice details such as the corners cut from the loop sides to cut down on snagging. The main attachment method is by 1" webbing with a tri-glide coming out with the tail which grants easy attachment to belts, vests, and more. Classic stuffed animal filler keeps the cock full which can be accessed at the bottom with a velcro seal. This is a nice touch as it lets the user attach other schwag like pins and if feeling creative, perhaps could use a different stuffing type. If you haven't noticed yet, the true gift is all the potential Cock jokes! For further demonstration, check out the bonus vid:
http://originalsoegear.com/combatcocks/
